Witch Paper

Today a newspaper has been accused of hunting witches.

Witches are a great source of black magic which can be refined into a form of magic ink.

This new type of ink can then be used to alter published stories should cases of libel and other allegations arise.

Bum Sniffer!

Police are on the hunt for a bum sniffer! Have you seen this man?

Look behind you right now..

Jobless Space Men

Probably lots of engineers working on comets across space could lose their jobs as comet bosses plan to reduce their repair service.

This could mean affected comets will divert from their trajectories in space, break apart in our atmosphere and then probably destroy large urban areas like Hull, or Stoke.

So watch out yeah?

Is Ken Ogay?

Today mr. ex mayor man called all the tories gay..

He's probably right, but this man might actually be insane so it's a hard one to call.

Are you ogay with that?

Top Cat

Look at this.

This happens now.. a sensible bit of indulgence or an inappropriate fad?
Well, old Nelson here thinks he looks silly.

Dick Kings

Old book man turns 200 today.

There wasn't a bleak house in the world as the chimes were rung and everybody got their noses into one of his novels, especially in London and Paris.

Celebrations for our mutual friend began at his birth place in Portsmouth and then at Westminster Abbey, London where people gathered with great expectation to see a prince lay down a wreath.

Born on this day in 1812, he lost the battle of life in 1870 aged 58.

Nice Train Driver

A really nice train driver turns down a pay bonus and now all the trains are going to run brilliantly. 

Lovely Diamond Woman

Today this woman celebrated 60 years of diamonds and fame.

She went to some schools where children sang songs to her and then lots of guns were fired off in a big park in London.